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中学时代,如何让一个女孩钟情于你

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核心提示:So you've just entered middle school and your in 6th grade, or 7th grade if you were skipped up. Everyone else is giving each other hugs, and you even see some people kissing in the hallways. Need a girl to love you? Here is a quick guide on how to


    So you've just entered middle school and your in 6th grade, or 7th grade if you were skipped up. Everyone else is giving each other hugs, and you even see some people kissing in the hallways. Need a girl to love you? Here is a quick guide on how to get that girl.

    Let them talk alot!!!!! The biggest problem that I see is people will just talk and talk and talk and talk. Human beings are very selfish creatures and they like to talk alot. You can say a couple of things, but make sure she does most of the talking, or else they will think you are a self-absorbed jerk.

    Look at them when they talk to you. Everyone likes to just see your eyes, and if you look right into her eyes, I don't know what it is, but something magical happens (love?) and it just clicks. If you look right at her, she will talk away, just like in step 1.

    Jokes: Don't say a tell a string of jokes, It will get REALLY awkward, and they will think you are trying to impress them.(and girls don't love it when you do that)

    Cussing doesnt help. Unless you are the meanest Guy in school, and they like that, it won't work. It makes you seem cool, but it just makes you look stupid, and girls don't love stupid guys.

    Don't be perverted. It's weird, and girls don't love guys who bore them with sick jokes.

    Don't be dull, girls dislike dull guys in middle school.

    Don't be dumb, ditto.

    It is very important to practice some kind of sport, whether it be skateboarding, or tennis, etc. but don't make it something boring like cup stacking, unless you are VERY (world champ) good at it. The reason for this is that it takes away the aura of a dull computer programming nerd.

    Become friends with them first, and don't just rush into it, or else she won't be sure she really loves you.

    Complements can be good but don't tell them things like "Oh Caitlyn, you have beautiful eyes!" constantly, because it will creep them out.

    Don't do flowers and chocolates. Chocolates are okay on valentines day, but flowers will make you seem love sick and very desparate, which girls don't love.

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    Come to school clean. Don't have cerial or toothpaste marks all over your pants. I think this is self explanitory.

    Don't be a show-off. It's a total turn-off.

    If a girl doesn't like you move the hell on. There are plenty of fish in the sea. That probably sounded really sexist. Sorry :S

    Don't beg for them to go out with you, it makes you look stupid. Girls hate stupid.

    Don't be desperate

    Do NOT touch here anywhere, other than her arms, waist, face, and back. Especially not her chest or butt. That is against the law, unless you are 18+.

    Now all You seventh grade girls err... boys now how to get a girl to love you, go out and try it. You never know, It might even work.

    如此你刚刚进入中学并在六年级或者跳级到了七年级,每个人将获得他人的拥抱,你曾经也看到了人们在走廊里亲吻,你是否需要一个女孩爱你?这里有个快速指南,指导你如何获得女孩的芳心。

    1让女孩大说海谈吧!!!最大的问题就是我看到的人们只是在说说说说个没完,人类本质就是非常的自私动物,并且他们喜欢说个不停。你可以说出一些事情,但要确定,对他们,她有很多的话要说,否则,她会认为你是个热衷于自己想法且性情古怪的家伙。

    2当他们说话的时候看着他们,如果你看着她的眼睛,她也会愿意看着你的眼睛,我不清楚这是怎么回事,但一些不可思议的事情将发生(是爱?)并产生共鸣,如果你一直看着她,她将一直不听得说,就像步骤一

    3玩笑:不要说一串笑话,它将得到笨笨的“真的吗?”并且他们会认为你在试图给他们留下印象(如果他不喜欢这样,而你又做了这样的事)

    4咒骂是没用的,除非在学校里你是个中立的家伙,比个女孩们喜欢这样,这都不起作用。这将使你看起来很冷酷,但这只会使你看起来更傻,女孩们是不会喜欢傻瓜的。

    5不要有超常的举动,它是很不可思议,女孩们不喜欢一些家伙用作呕的笑话去领他们厌烦。

    6不要迟钝,在中学里,女孩们不喜欢吃顿的家伙。

    7 不要闷声不响,同上所述。

    8锻炼各类体育项目非常重要,溜冰,或是打网球等等。但不要像对其一般的令人厌烦,除非你已经非常专业了,原因在于它可以带走你迟钝机械式味道。

    9首先要和他们成为朋友,行动不要过于仓促,否则,她将不确定是否真的爱你。

    10补充说出那些他们的优点但你却一直没有说出的例如:啊Caitlyn,你的眼睛真漂亮!经常性地,因为它会渐渐的形成习惯。

    11不要送花和巧克力。巧克力是在情人节那天送比较好,而送花,那些不喜欢送花的女孩则认为你看起来爱得有些病态并且恶心。

    12不间断的调情…….

    13干干净净去学校。不要带着气味和穿着沾满牙膏的裤子去学校,我认为这是个人卫生问题。

    14不要炫耀,这会前功尽弃。

    15如果一个女孩不喜欢你倾力而至,那么她真是海里可爱的鱼。那听起来真的有些男权主义,对不起了。

    16不要气球他们和你在一起,那样会让你看起来更傻,女孩讨厌傻瓜。

    17不要令人绝望。

    18不要碰触他们的身体,除了胳膊,腰,脸及后背,特别是他们的胸或屁股,这触犯了法律,除非你到了18岁。

    现在所有你们七年级的女孩们…男孩现在如何得到女孩的爱,走出去试试,你以前不知道的,他们可能会起作用。

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