Here are 10 ways to take your mind off being unhappy. Any one of these or even thinking of one of these will bring back the happiness you desire.

Start an argument with a shy person this will confuse them and get them wondering what they have done wrong. Because they are shy they will let you rant on about whatever you choose to argue about and they will apologise for something they did not do. Taking advantage of someones shy nature will boost your confidence and cheer you up no end. Afterwards of course say you are sorry and that you were only joking, this will make you happy and believe it or not you could actually make they shy person feel more confident about them selves.

Take something that doesn't belong to you and make sure that they see you taking it. When they challenge you about it, fight your case that this belongs to you. Be it a jacket, coat, wallet or phone you choose, what ever you think would be appropriate for the mood you are in. After to-ing and fro~ing a bit give in and give it back and say that you didn't even bring a jacket or what ever the case may be. As you walk away you will feel a lot happier in yourself and you will find yourself smiling for the rest of the day just thinking about it. Even the idea of looking at something and thinking of this you will smile.

Skip the Que and try and get away with it nine times out of ten you will succeed without an argument, you might get a few funny looks but, with your back to them they wont see you laughing. The other time you will meet resistance and an argument, be firm and try and convince them that you are with the person in front. Often tap the person in front and say "I am here with you am I not" the person in front will either say yes or no, to influence a yes out of them give them a sly wink. They couldn't care less who is behind them because they are in front. More often than not they will say yes just to keep the situation from escalating out of control. Even if they say no you can still go to the back of the line laughing at your efforts and as a plus you can watch the faces of the people that you tried to skip as they walk out. See how much they are still pissed off at you and just laugh at them.

Confuse a complete stranger by telling them that you know them or know them from some where. Start naming pubs or places of interest that they may have been in the area. Tell them that they look familiar and you are sure that you saw them from some place. This will get them thinking of where they could have saw you they may say a location and then you pounce on it saying "Yeah that's where it was" and proceed to ask them how have they been since. They will tell you everything they have been doing and where they are likely to be next. This will make you happy about yourself because you have improved your social skills and made a complete fool out of the person you are talking to.

Go into a shop and act completely ignorant about a thing you are looking for. Tell them that you have been sent here by someone else who purchased the same item in the store before. Never tell them the name of the object that is where the ignorance comes in, instead try and describe it to them... For instance a garden sheers describe the two handles and the twirly thing at the top and make up some lie about the use of the item like its for digging holes or pulling weeds. They will bring you different items off the shelves and will be mighty obliging to your requests. Then when you have had enough just ask them the name of the shop and tell them that you have come to the wrong place. As you get outside you will find that the guy is cursing you from a height for wasting his time. This will bring a smile to your face believe me I've done it.

Verbally abuse a teenager make sure they are sixteen or over, abusing anyone younger that this is just stooping low and is just too easy.

Teenagers are a lot sharper and much faster at comebacks with better abuse plus this gives you a far better range of topics that you can use. This is more of a personal test if you can shut him or her up you have won and you will feel much better about yourself if you lose, you will still get a laugh out of the teenagers punch line and this will cheer you up... Remember though never take anything to heart when engaging abuse battles with teenagers because they will not hold back, and as soon as they see they are getting the better of you they will claim victory and just abuse you into the ground.

Engage a shop assistant with an item you would like to purchase, place it on the counter and when they ring it up tell them you have forgot your wallet. Pretend to search through your pockets for the wallet, because they have rang it through and probably need a supervisor to void it you might get it for a cheaper price. Say the item is $2 and you may have $1.50 in change in your pocket, wait for him to call the supervisor over. When the supervisor arrives at the register say "hang on I have some change here" they both will look at you, as you pull your hand from your pocket open it in clear view and proceed to count it. As you give them the result they would more likely than not give it to you for the $1.50 to save the hassle of taking it off the system. You escape with your wallet in tact and an item for less. This would cheer anybody up..

Forget about your personality concentrate on the others that surround you. You will find that there are people that are worse off than you, no matter how unhappy you feel remember that somewhere there is some one that is less happy than you. To do this you will have to go to a highly populated area to better your chances of finding that some one that is unhappier than you. Look around and pick out faults in people that pass you by. You will find yourself a lot happier than most out there. Try and figure out by looking at people what they are doing or what they have done, your amusement in you will come up with great funny stories that will cheer you up. Its not nice to laugh at others people misfortunes but its better to be not nice and be happy than to be polite and unhappy.. After all being nice is what got you in this mess in the first place.

Give somebody the wrong directions to a destination, as they drive off you will feel much better about yourself knowing that you have after sending somebody else off on a wild goose chase. Just make sure you give yourself enough time to get away from the scene if they are to return. They always come back to where they got the directions from. You can hide if you still feel unhappy, and wait for them to return and watch them ask somebody else. This works great with truck drivers delivering goods to a shop or pizza deliveries.

You could just snap out of it and realise that you just can't be happy in the state of mind that you are in. That you are going to have to do something fun and exciting to lift your spirit. The key to happiness is just forget about what is dragging you down and focus on what makes you happy. Any one of these should do the trick.

有10种让你远离不快的方法。有不快乐或认为自己不快乐的人。这几种方法都能让你找回想要的快乐。

1.      和害羞的人争论，把他们搞糊涂，让他们不知道自己做错了什么。因为他们害羞，所以随便你争论什么，他们都听之任之而且还会为他们实际并没做的事道歉。利用人家害羞的性格会提高你的自信，让你高兴不已。当然最后你要说抱歉，你只是开个玩笑，这让你开心，不管你相信与否，你真的可以让害羞的人对自我更加自信。

2.      拿走并不属于你的东西，还要让他们看到是你拿的。他们如果质疑你，你就硬说是你的。你拿的可能是夹克、外套、手表或耳机，不管什么，只要适合你的心情就好。在唇枪舌战后才罢休，把东西还给别人，说你根本没有拿。走开的时候你会感到特别开心，这一天接下来的时间只要一想到这事儿，你就会笑容满面。就算看到某样别的东西，再联想你开的玩笑，你都会笑起来。

3.打一下别人，然后平静走开，十有八九不发生争吵你就会取得成功，你脸上会有搞怪的表情，但因为背对着他们，他们都看不到你在笑。有时候你可能会遇到抵抗和争论，镇定下来并努力让他们以为是你前面那个人干的。通常拍一下前面那个人，说“我们俩在这见面啊，不是我”前面那个人可能说对，或者说不是，要他们说对就给他们一个狡黠的眼神。因为他们在前面，他们不会不注意身后的人。为了让情形不失控，多半他们都会说对。即使他们说不对，你仍然可以走到路边笑自己的努力。另外你还可以观察你努力对他眨眼的人走开时的表情。看他们还在如何地生你的气，就这样取笑他们。

4.告诉一个完全陌生的人说你认识他们，或者说你在哪里见过他们，这会让他们丈二和尚摸不着头脑。比如说几个他们去过的酒吧或这个地方的名胜古迹。告诉他们看起来很眼熟，你们确实在哪里见过。这就会让他们努力去想你们在哪里见过，然后说很出一个地方，这时候你就可以说“对，就是那里”，进一步问他们那以后可好。他们就会告诉你他们做的事情和接下来的情况。这会让你很开心，因为你提高了自己的社交能力，还让跟你说话的人成了完完全全的傻子。

5.走进店里，装着完全没看到你正要找的东西。告诉他们别人引介你到这里来买东西，那个人先前也在这里买过。千万别告诉他们你假装没看见的那个东西的名字，而是努力装着对他们描述……比如说把花园的三脚架描述成两个把手，在顶部有旋转的东西，乱说一通这个东西的用处，比如挖洞或拔草。他们听过后会从架子上给你拿来不同的东西，而且非常感谢你的需求。等折腾的差不多的时候再问他们店子叫什么来着，等他们说出店名，你就说走错地方了。你走出店门的时候你会发现给你介绍的那个家伙正骂你浪费他的时间。这会让你脸上添笑，相信我，因为我就做过这样的事。

6.臭骂16岁或大一些的年轻人，臭骂年纪小的人只是小菜一碟儿，太简单了。年轻人火气重，反应快，他们会用厉害的话来骂你，这恰巧让你借题发挥，痛骂开去。这是一个更个人的测试，如果你能让他或她闭嘴你就赢了，你自我感觉会好得多。如果你没能让他们闭嘴，年轻人的连珠妙语也会让你哈哈大笑，让你兴高采烈……不过要记住一旦加入和年轻人的臭骂大战，千万别往心里去，因为他们毫不退缩，不会抑制自己，口无遮拦，一旦他们占上风，他们就会宣告胜利，尽情的骂死你。

7.用一件你准备买的东西来折腾店员。将东西放到柜台上，等他们扫描后，告诉他们你忘了带钱包。假装翻遍口袋找钱包，因为已经扫描，可能需要管理员来取消这笔交易，你就能以一个便宜的价钱买到你要的东西。比如这件东西卖2美元，你可能只需花0.5美元，等他把管理员叫来。等管理员到登记台的时候说“等等，我这有些零钱”等你从口袋里取出钱包，打开钱包继续数钱，他们可能都会看着你。等你把钱给他们的时候，他们很可能为了减少从系统取消记录的麻烦就把东西卖给你了。你圆滑地拿着钱包溜走，还有花很少钱拿到手的东西。这可能会让每个人都喝彩……

8.忘却自己，关注周围的人。你会发现有人情况比你更糟，不管你有多么的不开心，要记得别的地方有个人比你更不开心。要这样你就得到人很多的地方去找比你更不开心的那个人。四下观望，挑从你身边走过的人身上的毛病。你会发现你必那里绝大部分的人开心多了。看他们现在和已经做的事，找到他们的毛病，你的消遣和那些让你兴奋的特有趣的故事就会上演了。嘲笑不幸的人不厚道，但比不开心好，开心比礼貌和不开心好……毕竟开心让你摆脱消沉的最好办法。

9.给别人指错路等他们离去的时候你会好受得多，因为你知道你把别人引到一个荒郊野外。但要确保你有足够的时间逃离现场以防他们回来的时候碰上你。他们通常会回到别人给他们指路的地方。如果你还不开心你可以藏起来，等他们回来，看他们问别的人。这一招对火车司机送货到商店或送比萨的人非常灵。

10.你可以停止抱怨，明白你只是在现在的心境下无法开心。所以你需要去做一些有趣的、让你兴奋的事情，这样让你振作起来。快乐的秘诀是忘了折腾你的事情，专注于让你开心的事情。这些招数中的每一招都可以达到目的。