Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in North America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

同性婚姻是“钅昔”的十条常见理由
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
1、同性恋违背自然。正常人绝不使用不自然的东西，比如眼镜、化纤和空调。
　　　　
2、同性婚姻鼓励人们成为同性恋，因为和高个子相处久了你也会长高。
　　　　
3、同性婚姻会放纵各种疯狂的行为。人们甚至要和动物结婚，因为狗也有法律地位可以签署结婚证书。
　　　　
4、男婚女嫁古已有之，从未改变。所以女人还是男人的财产，黑人还不能和白人结婚，当然离婚也不合法。
　　　　
5、同性婚姻会破化婚姻的神圣性。比如，小甜甜布莱尼仅维持了55个小时的婚姻就不神圣了。
　　　　
6、婚姻的意义在于繁衍后代。所以同性婚姻、丁克以及老人都不能结婚，因为我们的孤儿院还没有装满，而我们需要更多小孩。
　　　　
7、由同性恋抚养长大的小孩一定是同性恋，因为异性恋养大的小孩都是异性恋。
　　　　
8、宗教信仰反对同性恋。而我们整个国家、整个社会的价值观都建立在宗教信仰上。所以我们的国家只有一种宗教信仰。
　　　　
9、不是在男女组成的正常家庭里长大的小孩，就注定要失败。所以，我们的社会禁止单亲家长抚养小孩。
　　　　
10、同性婚姻会改变社会基础；而我们永远不能适应新社会，正如我们还没有适应汽车、第三产业和更长寿的生活。