Funniest Text Msgs.

● Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.

漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？
少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。

● Good morning...... Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

早上好...你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？
1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去..2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！

● Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof,loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof,
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

你的英语发音很标准？读下去： woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof,loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof,

测试结果：你是一条好狗。现在可以停下别叫了。 

● If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.

如果你躲起来，我会去找你。如果你不见了，我会寻觅你。如果你离开了，我会等你。如果日子会把你带走，我会为你战斗。
但是，如果你停止发短信息，我会宰了你。

● Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said: “Let me try world peace”.

有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”

● 1 day u’ll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming,
U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.

一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起...
只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我在检查你。

● This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1...

>Error: No Brain Detected!!!

这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5..4..3..2..1..
>错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！