The nice girl are not beautiful.

　　好女孩不漂亮。

　　The beautiful girl are not nice.

　　漂亮女孩不好。

　　The beautiful and nice girl are gay.

　　又亮又好的女人是同性恋。

　　Attractive also had has advocated

　　好看的都名花有主了。

　　Unattractive nobody looks at on

　　不好看的又没有人看得上。

　　The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

　　不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。

        The handsome men without money are after our money.

　　而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。

　　The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.

　　不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。

　　The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

　　又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。

　　The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

　　又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。

　　The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

　　那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。

　　NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?

　　现在。到底有谁了解男人这东西？